Financial news just in from Japan

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Financial Crisis Latest from Japan:

In the last 7 hours Origami Bank has folded

Sumo Bank has gone belly up

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that:

Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that
there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that
staff may get a raw deal.

[I am grateful for this contribution from our Far East correspondent, Ian Dixon]

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