More Tesco Turf Talk

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A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be ‘stable’ A spokesperson from Tesco said they are not sure yet how they are going to get over this ‘hurdle’.

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she’s always wanted!

Had some burgers from Tesco for my tea last night….
I still have a ‘bit’ between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn.

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?

“I’ve just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer… AND THEY’RE OFF”

I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse…..”

Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse barcodes for serving suggestions.

Said to the Mrs, these Tesco burgers given me terrible trots.

 Thanks to Friday Offcuts for these little gems
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